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El Jeffe X's Craft for Idiots
Big Ass Hat Craft
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Make an incredibly huge ass hat from a large brown paper grocery bag. This is a nice, simple craft that works well even for idiots like you.
Supplies needed:
  • A large paper grocery bag
  • Scissors
  • A stapler
  • Crayons and/or markers
  • Glue
  • Picture of an ass (from Renjikdude's personal collection.)
Draw a hat shape on a large, paper grocery bag. Cut out 2 of these shapes.
Staple the edges of the hat together. Adjust (using staples) to make sure that the hat fits you.
Cut out the ass from picture. Glue ass to hat. Decorate both sides of the hat using supplies at hand.



ENJOY YOUR NEW ASS HAT, ASSHAT!